Thursday, October 27, 2005
Escapist Fantasy: First Installment
In troubled days such as these, with a dolt on the throne, corruption seeping out of every governmental corner, involved in a futile war in a distant land of our own sad, misguided making, is it any wonder that my mind turns to the occasional diversion? Here's my first thought:
In troubled days such as these, with a dolt on the throne, corruption seeping out of every governmental corner, involved in a futile war in a distant land of our own sad, misguided making, is it any wonder that my mind turns to the occasional diversion? Here's my first thought:
Run Away To Clearwater, FL and Become Scientologists
Pros: *Good Climate, still a 'real' part of Florida
*Excellent Greek food just up the coast in Tarpon Springs
*Scientologist lifestyle seems to work just swell for Hollywood's elite
Cons:*Big tithing commitment
*Don't know if I'm really descended from Thetans
*Must reconcile fact that prophet/founder of my new 'religion' is actually best known for being a science fiction writer.
And it's the last one that really seals it for me. Asimov? Maybe. Vonnegut? No problem. But L. Ron? What a hack!! Still, I always do love a good free streetside IQ test. . .
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