Thursday, June 15, 2006
and speaking of t-shirts. . .
It's nice to know what kind of results our HOMELAND Security are yielding now that all of the scofflaw databases are linked up to all of our personal and electronic information. Oh, I'm sorry, they're not yet, right? Well, wouldn't that be unconstitutional? "Why, whadda ya got to hide, Pinko, er uh, I mean Islamunist?!"
Anyway, no fears since the TeamBush Administration assures us they're not. Ed note: Do not recall they said the same thing about tapping phones, and recording all of our cel phone conversations, and detaining people, including citizens, without charges, la la la la la. . . I can't hear you. . . la la la la la!!!!!!
Ahem. Excuse me. Still, check out this tale from the literal crypt of JFK airport. Ask yourself why exactly the homeland had to be made safe from this guy who, years before, peddled unlicensed t-shirts in college? Not to mention someone who once also got in a fight with a valet in NYC over a parking space. Check that man's parking stub for traces of C-4!!!!
Still it's all out there, and you, my fellow travelling Americans (ok, even the stationary ones), are being watched and recorded and electronically probed. Best clear up those unpaid parking tickets and unresolved jury duty summonses before you try to board a plane, or you might just take a detour to sunny Guantanamo, Cuba!!!!!!
It's nice to know what kind of results our HOMELAND Security are yielding now that all of the scofflaw databases are linked up to all of our personal and electronic information. Oh, I'm sorry, they're not yet, right? Well, wouldn't that be unconstitutional? "Why, whadda ya got to hide, Pinko, er uh, I mean Islamunist?!"
Anyway, no fears since the TeamBush Administration assures us they're not. Ed note: Do not recall they said the same thing about tapping phones, and recording all of our cel phone conversations, and detaining people, including citizens, without charges, la la la la la. . . I can't hear you. . . la la la la la!!!!!!
Ahem. Excuse me. Still, check out this tale from the literal crypt of JFK airport. Ask yourself why exactly the homeland had to be made safe from this guy who, years before, peddled unlicensed t-shirts in college? Not to mention someone who once also got in a fight with a valet in NYC over a parking space. Check that man's parking stub for traces of C-4!!!!
Still it's all out there, and you, my fellow travelling Americans (ok, even the stationary ones), are being watched and recorded and electronically probed. Best clear up those unpaid parking tickets and unresolved jury duty summonses before you try to board a plane, or you might just take a detour to sunny Guantanamo, Cuba!!!!!!
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