Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Wayne Allen Goes Medieval
Cornpone-namedWayne Allen (big surprise!) Dierks Jr. of Little Rock, AR (bigger surprise!) apparently took out his frustration on a finger-flipping fellow motorist by firing a CROSSBOW at the vulgar driver's car. No word if Bubba was on his way to the Ozark Mountains Renaissance Faire at the time of the, um, bolting.
The article says that, "Archery-crossbow hunting seasons for deer, bear and turkey began Oct. 1 so it is not extraordinary that someone might be carrying a crossbow in their vehicle this time of year."
Now, OK archery I can understand. But people really crossbow hunt?
But, prithee hear me all potential knaves and scoundrels terrorizing the Kingdom of Arkansas, Dierks is free on bail until his Oct. 25 arraignment, so fly right and watch out for errant knights!
Cornpone-namedWayne Allen (big surprise!) Dierks Jr. of Little Rock, AR (bigger surprise!) apparently took out his frustration on a finger-flipping fellow motorist by firing a CROSSBOW at the vulgar driver's car. No word if Bubba was on his way to the Ozark Mountains Renaissance Faire at the time of the, um, bolting.
The article says that, "Archery-crossbow hunting seasons for deer, bear and turkey began Oct. 1 so it is not extraordinary that someone might be carrying a crossbow in their vehicle this time of year."
Now, OK archery I can understand. But people really crossbow hunt?
But, prithee hear me all potential knaves and scoundrels terrorizing the Kingdom of Arkansas, Dierks is free on bail until his Oct. 25 arraignment, so fly right and watch out for errant knights!
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